WTF Did you Say!? On starting school and foul language

by Leila on August 22, 2012

My son woke up with a bounce this morning… which is typical. He is that obnoxious happy person in the morning. I was getting out of the shower when he practically kicked the bathroom door open and announced…

“I am starting SCHOOL TODAAAAAY!!!” and he did a little happy dance.

For a moment I wondered if I messed up?! No, we had another two weeks.

“My love, school doesn’t start for another two weeks.”

He crossed his arms, turned his back on me and said, “Aw… shiiiiiiii…….”

He saw my eyes practically pop out of my head in the bathroom mirror….

“….ttttttt…….aaake. Mushrooms? Shiitake mushrooms? Uh. Do we still have some Mommy? You know… for… sukiyaki?”

Yeah. That is what he meant to say.

I’m going to have to apologize ahead of time to his kinder teacher.

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

Comments

  1. Kristin says:

    Bwahahahaha…he sounds like a clone to my Gabriel.
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  2. Bwahahahaha! is exactly what I have to say, too!

    I wanna grow up in your house – it sounds like a BLAST!! ;)
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  3. JR Reed says:

    Be happy he caught himself and tried to play it off. Mine would have said it.
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  4. That’s hilarious! And clever. Bravo on that one, Leila!
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  5. Robbie says:

    Impressive that he quickly tried to cover his ass….
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  6. suki says:

    Too funny! At least he knows to correct himself. ;-)

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