My son woke up with a bounce this morning… which is typical. He is that obnoxious happy person in the morning. I was getting out of the shower when he practically kicked the bathroom door open and announced…
“I am starting SCHOOL TODAAAAAY!!!” and he did a little happy dance.
For a moment I wondered if I messed up?! No, we had another two weeks.
“My love, school doesn’t start for another two weeks.”
He crossed his arms, turned his back on me and said, “Aw… shiiiiiiii…….”
He saw my eyes practically pop out of my head in the bathroom mirror….
“….ttttttt…….aaake. Mushrooms? Shiitake mushrooms? Uh. Do we still have some Mommy? You know… for… sukiyaki?”
Yeah. That is what he meant to say.
I’m going to have to apologize ahead of time to his kinder teacher.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.