My son woke up with a bounce this morning… which is typical. He is that obnoxious happy person in the morning. I was getting out of the shower when he practically kicked the bathroom door open and announced…
“I am starting SCHOOL TODAAAAAY!!!” and he did a little happy dance.
For a moment I wondered if I messed up?! No, we had another two weeks.
“My love, school doesn’t start for another two weeks.”
He crossed his arms, turned his back on me and said, “Aw… shiiiiiiii…….”
He saw my eyes practically pop out of my head in the bathroom mirror….
“….ttttttt…….aaake. Mushrooms? Shiitake mushrooms? Uh. Do we still have some Mommy? You know… for… sukiyaki?”
Yeah. That is what he meant to say.
I’m going to have to apologize ahead of time to his kinder teacher.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.




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Bwahahahaha…he sounds like a clone to my Gabriel.
Kristin recently posted..What The Fuck Wednesday: Do you suck or do you blow?
Bwahahahaha! is exactly what I have to say, too!
I wanna grow up in your house – it sounds like a BLAST!!

Lisa Marie Mary recently posted..You’re Just Being Mean Now, Universe
Be happy he caught himself and tried to play it off. Mine would have said it.
JR Reed recently posted..5 Simple Steps to Deal with … What was I Saying?
That’s hilarious! And clever. Bravo on that one, Leila!
Beverly Diehl recently posted..Why Don’t They Just STFU and Get Granny Her Voter ID?
Impressive that he quickly tried to cover his ass….
Robbie recently posted..Friday Fragments # 9
Too funny! At least he knows to correct himself.