WTF Did You Say: On Hotdogs and Weenies

by Leila on September 22, 2011

This happened this morning. I wasn’t completely awake… but I know what I heard my son say…

“Auntie Marquie calls hotdogs weenies! My friends call their penises weenies… Can we call a hotdog a penis? Wait… ARE HOTDOGS REALLY PENISES!? They look like it!!!”

Before I could recover, process that or even say anything he added…

“Penis Hotdogs are reeeeaaaally TASTY!”

I shouldn’t have laughed. I’m so doomed. I’m so glad he isn’t going to preschool today so I can give him a day to get this out of his system.


We will be eating chicken today.

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.


  1. Mrs. Wonder says:

    I can totally see this in my future. Instead of saying a cuss word, you get way more attention saying ‘penis’. It’s been a stand-by expletive for me for years!

    1. Leila aka The Ninja says:

      That is exactly why one of my favorite insults is “penis wrinkle” it paints a pretty visual and stuns most!

  2. That is called deductive reasoning. You should be proud!!! Except for that last part…

    1. Leila aka The Ninja says:

      That is exactly what I thought… yanno.. until the last part!

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