This happened this morning. I wasn’t completely awake… but I know what I heard my son say…
“Auntie Marquie calls hotdogs weenies! My friends call their penises weenies… Can we call a hotdog a penis? Wait… ARE HOTDOGS REALLY PENISES!? They look like it!!!”
Before I could recover, process that or even say anything he added…
“Penis Hotdogs are reeeeaaaally TASTY!”
I shouldn’t have laughed. I’m so doomed. I’m so glad he isn’t going to preschool today so I can give him a day to get this out of his system.
We will be eating chicken today.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.
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I can totally see this in my future. Instead of saying a cuss word, you get way more attention saying ‘penis’. It’s been a stand-by expletive for me for years!
That is exactly why one of my favorite insults is “penis wrinkle” it paints a pretty visual and stuns most!
That is called deductive reasoning. You should be proud!!! Except for that last part…
That is exactly what I thought… yanno.. until the last part!