My son was pretending to fish, while laying in bed. While he was putting imaginary bait his pretend hook he said:
“Oh yeah fishies! I’m the master-baiter!”
Of course when he heard me burst out laughing in the other room he started asking me, “What is funny Mommy? Why is master-baiter and fishing funny?” I’m screwed. I need to learn self control.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.




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I must break this to my husband…he loves fishing HA!
I should make some shirts.. with a fish hook and bait on it that says “The Master-Baiter” hahaha I know a LOT of people that could benefit from that!
“master-baiter” – holy hilarious!
It is now what I call my fishing buddies