My son is really excited for his first T-Ball practice. When he gets excited he turns into a hyperactive monkey lunatic.
It can be really cute but sometimes he just starts to blurt out nonsense. He realized if he taps on his cup (which is a shopping story in itself) that it will make a knocking noise. First I had to keep telling him to stop tapping on it because it was making me nuts. Repetitive noises irk me. Then he started to uh.. pelvic thrust in to things to test how much his penis did NOT hurt with his cup on. I had to redirect that.
Then he tapped on his cup twice, “Knock knock…”
Uh…
He tapped twice again, “Mommy.. *knock* *knock*?!”
………….. Reluctantly, “Who’s there?”
“PENIS!”
Okay STOP IT!
I really hope this doesn’t continue at practice.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.
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Not only laughing out loud, but starting to tear up! That is just too funny! Good luck raising that boy. I’m going to have to tell the husband that one. “Okay STOP IT!” LOL!
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Sofa king funny!! AhahahhahaAAHhahAHahah
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