This morning my 4 year old son slept in and as soon as he woke up he told me…
“Mommy that was a looooooong dream! Like longer than my poops get when I don’t go for awhile and my tummy feels funny. Like super duper long! And almost longer than my penis gets sometimes.”
Face meet palm.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.