This happened this morning. I wasn’t completely awake… but I know what I heard my son say…
“Auntie Marquie calls hotdogs weenies! My friends call their penises weenies… Can we call a hotdog a penis? Wait… ARE HOTDOGS REALLY PENISES!? They look like it!!!”
Before I could recover, process that or even say anything he added…
“Penis Hotdogs are reeeeaaaally TASTY!”
I shouldn’t have laughed. I’m so doomed. I’m so glad he isn’t going to preschool today so I can give him a day to get this out of his system.
We will be eating chicken today.
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