aiming low

Aiming Low is a brilliant blog praising mediocrity. Ironically no one there is even close to mediocre… but finding humor in all the silly and not so awesome moments in life is a crowd I want to be a part of. It is funny, bold and everyone contributing there ninja kicks a whole lot of ass! If you haven’t been over to Aiming Low then stop slacking! Check out my guest post titled

“Never Ask to Borrow Chapstick From a Pregnant Chick at an STD Clinic”

 

Which is honest and sound advice that I am sure even your Mama has told you! No? Well, no one told this poor girl sitting next to me either and I forgot my daily dose of STFU in the morning.

It was a very low point in my life. Honestly, I can’t think of a lower point. I was pregnant, newly single with a preschooler and one on the way, jobless and had to pee in a cup to prove I was pregnant. However, I wouldn’t be me if I couldn’t take a horrible day, scar someone for life and make fun of myself very publicly for you all to enjoy.

And again just don’t share chapstick because that is grosser than gross!

 

 

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