WTF Did You Say!? Highfiving the Booty

by Leila on October 17, 2011

I was picking up toys when my 4 year old walked up behind me and smacked my butt really hard! I told him it was not okay to smack my booty and he said…

 

“Mommy, I wasn’t smacking your booty. I was highfiving the booty!! It is doing a GREAT job!”

 

I need a drink.

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of four awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

Comments

  1. jacqui says:

    Isn’t that what everyone mom wants to hear? That her booty is doing a great job?
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    1. Leila says:

      I agree!! I think my ass and my entire self is doing a GREAT job!
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  2. JW Moxie says:

    That right there? That is CLASSIC. I guess he could have said something REALLY horrifying like, “I just wanted to see it jiggle!”

    Facepalm.
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    1. Leila says:

      omg…. you say that he did that before right?! He likes making my thighs jiggle.. ugh haha
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  3. Trish says:

    That just totally made my day. I love it. Highfiving the booty because it’s doing a great job. OMG I’M STILL GRINNING. :-D
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    1. Leila says:

      I think we all need a good highfive to the booty now and then!
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  4. Hahahaha, your son rocks!!
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    1. Leila says:

      Thank you… he seems to think so!!
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  5. Danielle says:

    This totally made me smile. Kids are so great! I love hearing the stories you share about the things your kids say.
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    1. Leila says:

      Thank you! There are so many gems that go unpublished!
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  6. I love that he called it a high five – that kid sure thinks quick! What qualifies a booty doing a great job? Bending over? Don’t tell my husband about this high 5ing business…he might want in on it too :)
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    1. Leila says:

      I’m afraid to ask him what would qualify a booty doing a great job! Most guys think that my son is brilliant and they are going to use that line on all the ladies. He is a trend setter… hope your hubby appreciates it!
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  7. Mimzy Wimzy says:

    Hahaha! I am sooo using that line on my Hubby. He always asks me why I smacked his butt. I’ll tell him, I didn’t smack it, I high-fived it! Can I borrow your son? I need some entertainment in my life.
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    1. Leila says:

      Let me know how that goes over!! I’m tempted to use that line as well.

      Of course you can borrow him! How many years!?
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  8. Aubrey Anne says:

    omg, laughing so hard right now. This is exactly what Husband would say to me. Which is exactly why the children are starting to say things like this to me. I feel for you.

    AND I’m laughing at you. LOL
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    1. Leila says:

      Kids say the darndest things huh!? As well as unruly husbands LOL
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  9. Lisa Tognola says:

    LOL! Great that his words are forever archived on your blog!

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