I was picking up toys when my 4 year old walked up behind me and smacked my butt really hard! I told him it was not okay to smack my booty and he said…
“Mommy, I wasn’t smacking your booty. I was highfiving the booty!! It is doing a GREAT job!”
I need a drink.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.
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Isn’t that what everyone mom wants to hear? That her booty is doing a great job?
jacqui recently posted..One Mysterious Chick…
I agree!! I think my ass and my entire self is doing a GREAT job!
Leila recently posted..Hump Day Haiku: On Lies, Kids and Growing From Them
That right there? That is CLASSIC. I guess he could have said something REALLY horrifying like, “I just wanted to see it jiggle!”
Facepalm.
JW Moxie recently posted..It’s Okay to be Gay
omg…. you say that he did that before right?! He likes making my thighs jiggle.. ugh haha
Leila recently posted..Hump Day Haiku: On Lies, Kids and Growing From Them
That just totally made my day. I love it. Highfiving the booty because it’s doing a great job. OMG I’M STILL GRINNING.
Trish recently posted..18 Days
I think we all need a good highfive to the booty now and then!
Leila recently posted..My Daughter’s Lies Changed Our Relationship… For the Better
Hahahaha, your son rocks!!
Jenn @ Fox in the City recently posted..Stupidly Mundane Things
Thank you… he seems to think so!!
Leila recently posted..Hump Day Haiku: On Lies, Kids and Growing From Them
This totally made me smile. Kids are so great! I love hearing the stories you share about the things your kids say.
Danielle recently posted..What Optimus Prime, Karate, Spanish, and a Coroner Have in Common
Thank you! There are so many gems that go unpublished!
Leila recently posted..Hump Day Haiku: On Lies, Kids and Growing From Them
I love that he called it a high five – that kid sure thinks quick! What qualifies a booty doing a great job? Bending over? Don’t tell my husband about this high 5ing business…he might want in on it too
Coffee Lovin’ Mom recently posted..Saturday Shorts – Children in the Corn
I’m afraid to ask him what would qualify a booty doing a great job! Most guys think that my son is brilliant and they are going to use that line on all the ladies. He is a trend setter… hope your hubby appreciates it!
Leila recently posted..Hump Day Haiku: On Lies, Kids and Growing From Them
Hahaha! I am sooo using that line on my Hubby. He always asks me why I smacked his butt. I’ll tell him, I didn’t smack it, I high-fived it! Can I borrow your son? I need some entertainment in my life.
Mimzy Wimzy recently posted..…and 8 hours later, we got to the grocery store.
Let me know how that goes over!! I’m tempted to use that line as well.
Of course you can borrow him! How many years!?
Leila recently posted..Hump Day Haiku: On Lies, Kids and Growing From Them
omg, laughing so hard right now. This is exactly what Husband would say to me. Which is exactly why the children are starting to say things like this to me. I feel for you.
AND I’m laughing at you. LOL
Aubrey Anne recently posted..Dear text@care.com,
Kids say the darndest things huh!? As well as unruly husbands LOL
Leila recently posted..My Daughter’s Lies Changed Our Relationship… For the Better
LOL! Great that his words are forever archived on your blog!