Humpday Haiku: San Francisco and UbiSoft Digital Day

by Leila on November 3, 2011

Last week I was in San Francisco for UbiSoft’s Digital Day as an UbiChamps Ambassador! I was selected to fly out for this awesome event and learn more about why UbiSoft ninja kicks so much booty! I’m starting off my recap in Haiku form… cause… how else would I?! Many posts to follow about this amazing trip and the rad games I got to play.


Line at the airport
Really? What did you expect?!
Bitches, just be cool

In my opinion if you are traveling in an airport you should expect some kind of delays! The metal detectors were down so the lines were backed up… yeah, that sucks but I got to have some fun conversations with the pat ya down people and made the most out of it. The people complaining every thirty seconds could NOT ruin this morning for me!

Yay! San Francisco
Clever Girls and UbiSoft
Freaking Excited!!!!

I changed in the dark
No sleep, I was in a rush
Leggings are see-through!

As I was to board the plane I looked down and realized I was wearing my leggings that are slightly see through. Doh!

Serene views up here…
OoOoOo! What is that down there!? Ouch!
Double pane glass… doh!

I don’t know what I was thinking…. but for a moment I forgot that the airplane windows are double paned so I THWACKED my forehead when I was trying to get a better view of the lakes down below.

Yawn. Napped on the plane.
No, I don’t want some blue chips…
I drooled in my sleep.

San Fran here I am!
Theres so much to do and see!
Why does it smell weird?

Too much fun on BART
Yes, not THE bart. I got it.
I’m from So Cali!

Just like it’s THE 405 or THE 5 or THE 605… it should also be THE BART! Just sayin.

Ambassador for
UbiSoft Digital Day
Full of so much win!

I still can’t believe how incredible it was to be picked to go to San Francisco for this trip. See Dad!! My geekery is paying off! Now accept it and stop trying to cheat at video games.. you can’t beat me old man!

Played so many games.
Many laughs and great people
life is really rad.

I left San Francisco motivated, elated and lots of other “ated” words. Truly amazing which has inspired me to write more on gaming with families and all things geekery. Thanks again UbiSoft and Clever Girls. I won’t stop saying that and this is just the start of many posts to follow.

Happy Humpday Everyone!!


Disclaimer: I won a trip to San Francisco for UbiSofts Digital Day. My travel expenses were covered. I was not compensated for this post or epic haiku… all opinions are my own.

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

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meleah rebeccah November 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm

It’s never a good flight until you smash your forehead on the window!
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Sidney November 4, 2011 at 10:32 am

You are too funny. And I still don’t understand how you appear so short in your photos. Is your photographer a giant?

Your haikus made me smile.
They lacked mysticysm, and
They charmed to no end.
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By Word of Mouth Musings November 6, 2011 at 1:07 pm

There is no end to your talent … must be all that ninja awesomeness!
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