Seriously out of all the fucking planets my kid could have picked for her solar system report why did she choose URANUS!? This is a true test of my ability to be a good Mom. I cannot stop my internal death by giggling!!! I haven’t grown out of my potty humor or dirty mind phase. I think it is stuck with me forever!
Here are some things she decided to say to me today…
“Uranus is good.”
“I really like Uranus!”
“Wow Mommy… URANUS IS HUGE”
“No wait Uranus is small.. or sometimes big… or I can’t tell!”
“I wonder what you would find on Uranus?”
“Has anyone been to Uranus?”
“After I am done with this I’m gonna be like the Uranus Queen! I am ALL about Uranus”
(When discussing using telescopes) “Do a lot of people see Uranus?”
“Whooooaaaaa… Uranus is pretty! I thought it would be ugly or boring or something”
I swear a part of me wants to blurt out “DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING OR NOT?! ARE YOU REALLY MESSING WITH ME!? IS THIS PAYBACK FOR CHORES?!!?”
Someone. Send. Help….
I’ll be stuck on Uranus.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.