I’ve been insanely busy lately and haven’t had a chance to write as often as I’d like. I’m missing it so much and plan on writing a lot this week when I am camping in Big Sur. This camping trip is an annual tradition now and I am usually preparing weeks in advance.
I’ve been insanely busy lately and haven’t had a chance to write as often as I’d like. I’m missing it so much and plan on writing a lot this week when I am camping in Big Sur. This camping trip is an annual tradition now and I am usually preparing weeks in advance.Not this trip.
This time I’ve been so busy I really haven’t made much time for myself. It’s all good busy but I’m feeling a bit frazzled.
Earlier when I was packing and starting to stress that I’d forget something important I jokingly said to my daughter, “So long as we have your medicine, hotdogs and wipes to keep us clean we will be fine.”
Due to multiple reasons of insanity having wipes on hand is essential to keeping me in a happy place. Wipes for cleaning, wipes for the windows, wipes for cleaning hands… and yes – wipes for keeping the “bathroom parts” clean.
Before I start talking about the bathroom wipes of clean bum-a-thons I also want to mention that the restaurants that provide warm cloths to wipe with make the dining experience that much better!
Anyway, when I heard about Cottenelle’s “Name It” I had to jump at it. When you like the outdoors but don’t like that grimy outdoorsy feel in all your regions then toilet paper just isn’t enough.
Sometimes you need more than just one thing – Think of it like a delicious meal without dessert!
Ew. Actually, ignore that… bad example!
Bottom (teehee) line is that you simply can’t feel clean enough!
But, (hehehe – I swear not doing that on purpose!) the name is so important to potentially awkward topics. Some people just don’t like talking about things like toilet paper then wiping processes. Some people may even be offended at the implication that they need a double clean-a-riffic method.
And there are plenty of people that need a third. I’m just sayin!
Cottonelle has a rad contest going on over on Facebook where you can win a year’s supply of Cottonelle product for coming up with a brilliant name about… uh… using Twipes (toilet paper + wipes) and giving yourself a New Moon!
On top of that one lucky winner here can win a super cleantastic kit from Cottonelle containing:
- 1 tub of Cottonelle Flushable moist wipes
- 1 pack of Cottonelle Ultra Care toilet paper
- 1 travel pack of moist wipes 1 solo pack of moist wipes
- 1 pack of Name It post-it notes
All you need to do to enter is use the name generator and comment with your creatively awesomeness name! Rules and thingamajiggies can be found here.
I’m using RAFFLEcopter for this contest. Sidenote- I recently confessed how much of an idiot I am. It’s TRUE! For the longest time I’ve been saying ROFLcopter instead of RAFFLEcopter. I always wondered why they called it RollingOnTheFloorLaughingCopter!
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Disclaimer: I was given samples of Cottonelle product. I honestly had already been using them so I was more than happy to write about it. I have no shame and will talk about how clean I want my woman wookiee. I was compensated for hosting this contest. All opinions are my own – including the womanly wookiee part.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.
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I love your blog posts – no matter the topic – always so funny.
Thanks for always keeping it light and kick ass!
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Ooops, forgot the name I submitted. It was “Double Clean.” Boring…I know
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Hydro Dynamic. #BOOM
It could also double as my porn name if I ever decide to put out again.
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I used the name generator and it came up with Melanie’s Bright Fast (huh?).
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