Most moms want to capture their pregnancy with beautiful pictures of themselves all big and glowy. The semi nudes, hands on the belly, goddessy like pictures that just capture that beauty of feeling like a whale but looking voluptuous.
I did those pictures but I also decided I needed to do something a little more me.
When I was pregnant with my now 4 year old son I came up with the idea of the Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle meeting some crazy redneck character. It’s amazing what can be accomplished with some bad makeup, curlers, a rolled up piece of paper and boiling water!
So, enjoy… and yes the picture of me on the toilet proves that I have no shame when it comes to making people laugh.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.