Humpday Haiku: Vomit is Fun and Family Love

by Leila on May 25, 2011

The past week has been a busy one. I’m becoming mildly obsessed with iMovie and photo editing… mostly to mock my family.

That makes me the best person ever!

I used to photoshop pictures of my brother’s face into ridiculous pictures and post them all over the internet. I would tag him in them and of course he would remove those tags. Jerk. I would make them my main profile picture on Facebook and add all his friends instead. Everyone loved it. Speaking of which I haven’t done that in awhile!

I’m the best sister ever.

I decided to make it fair and Photoshop myself into it. Makes me think back to my early teen years. I pretty much looked just like that minus the bulge!

My family is full of a bunch of big kids who like to laugh. We have family parties and have epic nerf battles. We have wii parties. I’m very lucky. So last week I put up this video of my Dad playing Just Dance on the Wii.

I’m also the best daughter ever.

This weeks Humpday Haiku is all about… well, whatever the hell you want it to be about! Please join in, you can grab my Humpday Haiku button on my button page, drop me a link in the comments or comment haiku below!

Let’s do this.

On Family Love

I’m a great sister
I make my bro so happy!
Ha! That was all lies.

Picking on your sis
when you are kids is not good.
Internet payback

On Puking Sick Kids

Oh sweet son of mine
You puked all over Mommy
Then said “I love you”

Kids are germ magnets
Gnarly. Gross. Pukey. Boogers.
Lucky I love them

Yes, children are gifts.
They also damage my calm.
No gift receipt. Right?


So the lesson learned this week is simple. Don’t tease your little sister or one day she may have a blog with followers and she will continue to mock you all because you cheated at the game Alligator when we were kids.

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.


  1. vinobaby says:

    I am an only child (thank God), but my Brother-In-Law would disown me (again) and never speak my name again if I put that pic of him online. Which actually would make my life easier.  But it is fabulous.  Your brother must REALLY love you.


    1. Anonymous says:

      So if your BIL reeeaaaally gets on your nerves keep this in mind. I’m also happy to help with random photoshop projects that harass brotherly types :)

      He really does love me. Or at least.. he does right now. He hasn’t see this yet. I want it to get some more hits before I’m like BAM! HAHAHA Lookie what I did!

  2. iMovie = Greatest Program EVER. And I loved your Humpday Haiku!


    1. Anonymous says:

      Thank you!!! Yeah, iMovie is seriously addicting. I’m making some random videos of my son dancing around like a freak. He is going to love it! 

  3. bruna myers says:

    Oh my God, this was funny! I loved the photoshop pic. Hilarious. The poems = priceless.

    1. Anonymous says:

      Thank you!! 

  4. Hungrigyrl says:

    This is the funniest post I have read in a long time. Great work, sister. But if I were related to you, I’d really be watching my back. LOL

    1. Anonymous says:

      Most of my loved ones do watch their backs. They all love it. Well, they probably don’t but they don’t tell me about it! haha

  5. Haha! What a fantastic picture! Totally humiliating, with the right touch of humor. Your haiku is terrific too heh.

  6. What fun is having a family if you can’t mock them?

  7. Can I send you a picture of my brother? I don’t have photoshop and he totally deserves that.

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