This week’s Hump Day Haiku is arriving a little late… why? Because we have been sick! Again. I thought it was Tuesday. Damn.
I entered the Secret Style Suit giveaway this week. They are giving away Style Sessions at BlogHer 2011 for 12 lucky winners. I’ve been following that giveaway for a couple weeks. At first I was going to create a funny post based around the idea that if they didn’t give me a style session I was going to wear something horrible, follow them around and say I was with them.
I decided I didn’t want a restraining order before my first Blog Conference!
The second Blog Conference on the other hand…
Anyway I ended up writing about how I have no fashion sense… and where that comes from. Here is the secret: I actually like following fashion trends I was just extremely jaded by Girl Wars when I was a kid. I will browse catalogs, etsy shops and websites dedicated to fashion. I love sewing because I love creating clothes, costumes and couture. It’s just fun. But, I also like being comfortable and while I would love to wear an amazing dress created by Gibbous Fashion but I would look like a complete jackass wearing it to a PTA meeting or shopping at Trader Joes.
However since I don’t care if I look like a jackass or not I would probably wear it anyway if I acquired one and if someone laughed at me I would threaten them with bodily harm!!!!
Which would again land me with a restraining order (sigh)
For some reason I was rambling about g-strings on Twitter this week. I was talking about how g-strings are basically ass floss and I don’t need my underwear to be in places I didn’t know I had places! That is where I came up with the new word for G-strings: Flass… its floss for your ass!
I know there is something wrong with me.
So here is this week’s Hump Day Haiku dedicated to Fashion… or lack thereof and flossin yo ass!
Sometimes I dress up
You Actually Look Nice!
My friends always say.
Tank Tops. Converse Shoes.
Band Shirts. Comfy pants. Make up??
Yeah, I can’t get dates.
Underwear lines are
fine when compared to g-strings.
Flass: Floss for your ass!
Wedgies I pick all
damn day. I can’t wear g-strings.
My butt will eat them.
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About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.