Hump Day Haiku: All About The Kids

by Leila on March 31, 2011

This week’s addition of Hump Day Haiku is all about my kids!

How I love my son!
He is funny sweet and kind
Even when he farts.

My son has a way about him… he is very charming and sweet. He is also a comedian… like when he will snuggle with me just to fart on me and then tell me how much he loves me.

I think it’s funny
I have a boyfriend. You don’t.
My girl said to me.

Yeah… so being a single Mom isn’t easy especially when your 3rd grade daughter likes to mock you that she has a boyfriend and you don’t. I told her I will ground her for life… her response was “Yeah thats okay but I will still have a boyfriend.” haha I raised a mini me! Awesome!

Birthday gone again.
The years just fly by so fast.
I miss my babies.

My daughters birthday passed… it is bittersweet. I love the amazing lady she is becoming but I miss the days of her being a chubby monkey in my arms.

Why do boys obsess?
Not just like. They are crazy!
My son loves his junk.

My son is so obsessed with his penis I thought it was only appropriate that I write a haiku about it.

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of four awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

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