Aiming Low is a brilliant blog praising mediocrity. Ironically no one there is even close to mediocre… but finding humor in all the silly and not so awesome moments in life is a crowd I want to be a part of. It is funny, bold and everyone contributing there ninja kicks a whole lot of ass! If you haven’t been over to Aiming Low then stop slacking! Check out my guest post titled
“Never Ask to Borrow Chapstick From a Pregnant Chick at an STD Clinic”
Which is honest and sound advice that I am sure even your Mama has told you! No? Well, no one told this poor girl sitting next to me either and I forgot my daily dose of STFU in the morning.
It was a very low point in my life. Honestly, I can’t think of a lower point. I was pregnant, newly single with a preschooler and one on the way, jobless and had to pee in a cup to prove I was pregnant. However, I wouldn’t be me if I couldn’t take a horrible day, scar someone for life and make fun of myself very publicly for you all to enjoy.
And again just don’t share chapstick because that is grosser than gross!
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.
