Humpday Haiku: Let’s Get This Party Started!

by Leila on June 14, 2011

Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry with three lines. They follow the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables. They are not meant to rhyme but traditionally describe emotion through nature. I like to write silly haiku! (By the way since it’s a Japanese word the pluralization of haiku is still… haiku!)

My friend and I were going back and forth on Facebook insulting each other in haiku form. This became a crapton of fun. So now I use Haiku to recap my week, recollect my thoughts and giggle.


Late night Twittering
Singing. Dancing. Silliness.
Makes me wanna Shoop.

Waxed Hairy Wookie!
That is a great subject right?!
Klout can suck my balls.

I love to blog but
why do I tweet so much? Huh?!
Oh yeah its like crack.

I’m half Japanese
Why does Weezer goddamn us?!
Hapas rule the world!

If you want to join in on the Humpday Haiku then please do! Comment below with your Haiku and if you want to link up your Humpday Haiku blog post then fill out the form below. If you are in twitter then look for #humpdayhaiku You can also grab my button on my Buttons and Linkys page if you want!

Let’s Humpday Haiku!!

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous June 15, 2011 at 2:52 pm

My morning coffee
thankful that it keeps me sane
I feel so stabby

I’m having a ROUGH morning! Was happy to wake up to read some haiku with my morning coffee!


Tova June 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Haiku can be fun
but they also can be strange


Don't Speak Whinese July 9, 2011 at 7:12 pm

I have seen that t-shirt and I LOVE it!


Brooke Clay July 1, 2011 at 7:33 pm

I’m not very goodat this haiku commenting
I really love your blog.

Seriously, you had me at “shoop.”


Don't Speak Whinese July 9, 2011 at 7:12 pm

Thanks for stopping in!! I’ll be sure to shoop you often 😉 


Atsirt54 August 31, 2011 at 4:49 pm

The world doesnt need
Anymore useless haiku
But that wont stop me!


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