Humpday Haiku: Camping and Fuzzy Wookie Legs

by Leila on June 22, 2011

Summer is here my wookies and ninjas! Last week we went on a last minute camping trip to Bishop with my cousins. Packing up and leaving in 24 hours is fucking crazy and what makes that even more crazy is when you have another camping trip scheduled the following week. That is how I roll though… completely random and crazy. I cannot pass up a chance to provide my kids with some kind of epic adventure. We had a great time and as you read this I am probably slightly hung over (hopefully) rocking wookie legs (for sho!) and enjoying beach camping with my rad friends and everyone’s kick ass kids.

So here is a lil Humpday Haiku for you while I am gone.

Sons first fishing trip
Wow! He caught the biggest ones!
Too bad they were carp

Have to pee outside
Find a big tree or bush. OOPS!
Peed on a lizard!

Wolves howled all night
made me think of twilight. Ugh.
hot bods and no shirts

It gets cold at night
My wookie legs keep me warm
Oh yeah that’s sexy!

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Mama Wants This June 23, 2011 at 12:26 am

Peed on a lizard! LOL.

May you and your wookie legs have fun on your next camping trip! Try to spare the lizards.


Jessica June 26, 2011 at 7:07 am

Just think, if it really was like Twilight one of the wolves could have cuddled with you to keep you warm and your fuzzy legs wouldn’t have bothered them at all. 


jacqui June 26, 2011 at 2:37 pm

I am so jealous of your beach camping…and your peeing on lizards. I must do each of these things very soon.


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