Summer is here my wookies and ninjas! Last week we went on a last minute camping trip to Bishop with my cousins. Packing up and leaving in 24 hours is fucking crazy and what makes that even more crazy is when you have another camping trip scheduled the following week. That is how I roll though… completely random and crazy. I cannot pass up a chance to provide my kids with some kind of epic adventure. We had a great time and as you read this I am probably slightly hung over (hopefully) rocking wookie legs (for sho!) and enjoying beach camping with my rad friends and everyone’s kick ass kids.
So here is a lil Humpday Haiku for you while I am gone.
Sons first fishing trip
Wow! He caught the biggest ones!
Too bad they were carp
Have to pee outside
Find a big tree or bush. OOPS!
Peed on a lizard!
Wolves howled all night
made me think of twilight. Ugh.
hot bods and no shirts
It gets cold at night
My wookie legs keep me warm
Oh yeah that’s sexy!
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.
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Peed on a lizard! LOL.
May you and your wookie legs have fun on your next camping trip! Try to spare the lizards.
Just think, if it really was like Twilight one of the wolves could have cuddled with you to keep you warm and your fuzzy legs wouldn’t have bothered them at all.
I am so jealous of your beach camping…and your peeing on lizards. I must do each of these things very soon.