Since the kids and I aren’t as sick anymore I’ve been playing catchup. So here is a quickie Haiku mashup!
Wookies are awesome
But, they are not a Klout Topic
Wookie Fans for Life
My son lays with me
Cozy in my arms. It’s warm.
Ew. It’s peesnuggles
Random music tweets
Its fun to do sing-a-long
Dancing and tweeting
I don’t have much luck.
I’m also really frugal
Won a fucking tent!
My friend Trista is
a pain in the ass. That is
why I write Haiku
Summer is on its
way. Sunshine. Fun times. Beach. Swim.
Must wax wookie. Ouch.
About Leila DontSpeakWhinese
Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is a single Mom with two amazing kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.





{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
Peesnuggles? Bahahah, a new word!
I like rhyming words, they make my head feel better. But you swore so that makes it all better!
“Must wax wookie OUCH” is the best haiku line EVER!
Wookie!!! And peesnuggles? Um, wookie to that too!