Humpday Haiku: A Day Late. Extra Humpy. Side of Wookie.

by Leila on June 9, 2011

Since the kids and I aren’t as sick anymore I’ve been playing catchup. So here is a quickie Haiku mashup!

 

Wookies are awesome

But, they are not a Klout Topic

Wookie Fans for Life

 

My son lays with me

Cozy in my arms. It’s warm.

Ew. It’s peesnuggles

 

Random music tweets

Its fun to do sing-a-long

Dancing and tweeting

 

I don’t have much luck.

I’m also really frugal

Won a fucking tent!

 

My friend Trista is

a pain in the ass. That is

why I write Haiku

 

Summer is on its

way. Sunshine. Fun times. Beach. Swim.

Must wax wookie. Ouch.

 

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of four awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

Comments

  1. Julie says:

    Peesnuggles? Bahahah, a new word!

  2. Carol says:

    I like rhyming words, they make my head feel better. But you swore so that makes it all better!

  3. Sarah Rice says:

    “Must wax wookie OUCH” is the best haiku line EVER!

  4. Wookie!!! And peesnuggles? Um, wookie to that too!

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