Humpday Haiku: A Day Late. Extra Humpy. Side of Wookie.

by Leila on June 9, 2011

Since the kids and I aren’t as sick anymore I’ve been playing catchup. So here is a quickie Haiku mashup!


Wookies are awesome

But, they are not a Klout Topic

Wookie Fans for Life


My son lays with me

Cozy in my arms. It’s warm.

Ew. It’s peesnuggles


Random music tweets

Its fun to do sing-a-long

Dancing and tweeting


I don’t have much luck.

I’m also really frugal

Won a fucking tent!


My friend Trista is

a pain in the ass. That is

why I write Haiku


Summer is on its

way. Sunshine. Fun times. Beach. Swim.

Must wax wookie. Ouch.


About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Julie June 9, 2011 at 9:06 pm

Peesnuggles? Bahahah, a new word!


Carol June 10, 2011 at 12:02 am

I like rhyming words, they make my head feel better. But you swore so that makes it all better!


Sarah Rice June 10, 2011 at 4:48 am

“Must wax wookie OUCH” is the best haiku line EVER!


Mama Wants This June 12, 2011 at 4:48 am

Wookie!!! And peesnuggles? Um, wookie to that too!


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