Hump Day Haiku: Japan and Peanuts

by Leila on March 24, 2011

We are doing a fundraiser for Japan relief where we are selling Origami. It’s been really positive and I’m super excited about raising awareness, giving a bit of culture to our school and raising some funds. In addition to that my daughter decided that she would rather have donations for Japan relief than gifts.

Japan needs support.
Donations. No birthday gifts…
My daughter requests

Trista makes cranes for
Us to sell. Japan Relief.
She’s just O C D

I’m totally poking fun at the ridiculous media storm that was created by a group of parents protesting that a girl be home schooled because of her peanut allergies. They didn’t bother talking to the school about the modifications or give anyone a chance to squash some of the ridiculous rumors… like with most mob mentality maniacs they just made assumptions, got each other riled up, made a big protesting stink and ultimately were like “Oh… my bad! All a big misunderstanding… sorry… everyone.. on the internet!” Ha! I love stuff like that!

Child with allergies
Makes my kid have to wash hands
What is the problem?

Child with dirty hands
Has the right to be filthy
Because I’m a turd.

I’m here with a sign
Because my kids wash their hands
I don’t have a clue.

Oops! My Peanut Bad!
Protested without a clue!
I’m a big douche bag!

So that is why you do your research before you raise a ruckus and make a jackass out of yourself. Why? Because there is someone out there… like me… that might just have to poke fun at you in a haiku.

Want to poke fun or inspire Japan relief?! Add your Hump Day Haiku too!

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Shane March 24, 2011 at 4:04 am

Peanut not funny
when sensitive child eat it
wash your damn hands foo!


Shane March 24, 2011 at 4:07 am

Japan is awesome
give sushi and anime
Plus Leila is rad

Help Japan get fixed
If for no other reason
you would want help too


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