Hump Day Haiku : Inspiration. Idiocy. Insults.

by Leila on March 15, 2011

This idea came from a good friend of mine Trista (Obachan’s Flowers) and I messing around on facebook with insulting Haiku. We have way too much fun bantering back and forth and jabbing at each other’s shortcomings. I of course have none! I thought that we really need to make Haiku a regular thing! I’ve always had a love for poetry and especially Haiku since I was a young child. Now, the added twist of making them either funny, insulting or sarcastic just makes them all the more appealing. I encourage you all to participate! Make Humpday Haiku a part of your blog and/or leave a comment of yours!

Now, what is a Haiku exactly?

It is a poem consisting of 17 moras in three phrases of 5, 7, 5. They are usually explained as having 17 syllables but that isn’t exactly accurate. In the states we usually write them in three lines while traditionally they were written in one vertical line that took the shape of the subject matter… usually nature!

So here are my Hump Day Haiku for this week!

Parents are perfect
That is what “they” all expect
But “they” have no kids

People bitch too much!
This bitch doesn’t speak Whinese!
Use your normal voice!

Trista no likey
my haiku format. Funny.
She bok like big bird.

Bok bok chicken legs
Oh so tasty on my plate.
Not on naked man.

About Leila DontSpeakWhinese

Leila, aka The Ninja, is the advocate for all things not whining. Parenting is fun when everyone stops b*tching! She is the Mom of a big blended family of five awesome kids. They ninja kick through life together. Oh and she is a total jackass.

Comments

  1. Nikki says:

    I urged her to coo
    My sweet baby found her voice
    Now she won’t shutup

  2. Trista says:

    Oh My, Hot George
    Flip flops and crazy talking
    He needs a Fan Club

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